Seventeen more to scrape a costume together

As promised, another weekend brings three more entries of our Everyday Is Halloween series: East German Olympians, Chuck Schuldiner, and corpsepainters!
October 14th
If the Olympics had a rock βnβ roll event, the East German womenβs team would have looked like The New York Dolls. But there was nothing juiced about the sound: rife with sloppy blues covers, their proto-punk designation gamely obscures the jazz roots David Johansen held dear. Unfortunately, their influence on punk and hard rock was more artificial than the sublime wit that eluded many of their followers. They just looked so fabulous!
October 15th
Kids carry hatchets, machetes, and chainsaws to trick βrβ treat. Heavy metal guitarists carry B.C. Riches to shred βnβ slash. Kerry King, Slash, Dave Mustaine, Nikki Sixx, John Christ, and Chuck fucking Schuldiner all played B.C. Riches at one point in their careers, and all were about as badass as you can get at that same point in their careers. β Trevor Fisher
October 16th
Though King Diamond deserves a nod, the consensus is that corpsepaint became a black-metal phenomenon after frontman Thomas Gabriel Fischer, of influential extremists Hellhammer, adopted ghostly facepaint. Though only musically active in the early-β80s, the Swiss singerβs hollow visage was the unlikeliest face to launch a thousand ships. Acts like Mayhem, Gorgoroth, and Marduk took the imagery to comical extremes, but you really donβt have a hit until thereβs a dedicated Web site, and for that we offer you ratemycorpsepaint.com.
Dress like Harold Camping so people can throw rotten eggs at you! Itβs Oct. 21st and still not the βend of the worldβ ha!ha!ha!