Mariah Carey reviewed
Mariah Carey
E=MC2
(Island)

Before Amy Winehouse was arrested, Britney Spears shaved, and Ashlee Simpson taped βSNL,β Mariah Carey fell apart on MTV and began one of the most spectacular celebrity flameouts the world had seen.
With the globe laughing at her and practically toasting her demise, four-years later The Emancipation Of Mimiβs shock success reaffirmed Carey as one of the preeminent recording artists of her generation. E=MC2 might be little more than Carey-by-rote, but it certainly wonβt derail her quest to overtake The Beatlesβ chart-topping record.
As transitions go, Careyβs metamorphosis from adult-contemporary sweetheart to hip-hop arm-candy was wobbly at best. Yet E=MC2 stands assured, a quietly confident album free of her β90s bluster and refreshingly at ease. (Whatβs still dumbfounding is how she managed to make her audience younger.) E=MC2 refuses to rub your face in its modernity. The hyper-Euro synths that tidal-waved the latest Justin Timberlake and Spears albums faintly glisten on tracks like βLast Kiss,β and her only other blatant nod to the current charts is the woeful βMigrateβ β woeful because it makes space for T-Pain, who has worked harder than anyone to exhaust his 15 minutes.
Lead single βTouch My Bodyβ balances the sensual with the innocent, something she seemed to have lost in that fateful βTRLβ appearance. (Itβs also her 18th number-one single, leaving her just two to match The Beatles with the saccharine but tender βBye Byeβ sure to be 19th.) With Janet Jackson lost in the woods and Madonna down a blind alley, E=MC2 looks less to be a theory and more like reality.
β Steve Forstneger