Shitake Monkey Reviewed
Shitake Monkey
Street Beef
(Outlook)

Shitake Monkey wonder halfway through their debut, βWe wanna know if you can go hard/βcuz for the Monkey it ainβt never been hard.β That last bit is misleading because Street Beef spends its entire time barely concealing its boner.
Street Beef might start as a frequently annoying collage of Scissor Sisters, Blur, Bis, Beastie Boys, and Bloodhound Gang, but once the geeky faΓΒ§ade wears off itβs Leisure Suit Larry meets LCD Soundsystem. Comprising three behind-the-scenes Sony vets whose combined resume includes work for Wu Tang, Yoko Ono, and Jennifer Lopez, itβs easy to get lost in the sexual marketing manifestos (βTwo Dudes,β βBaby Babyβ) and ignore the depth and richness of the production. Influences as stray as early synth pop, The Russian Futurists, and Beta Band flourish on βIβm Gonna Take You Homeβ and βTurn It Up,β while a tormented, distorted-bass solo rivals that early Metallica masterpiece, βAnesthesia: Pulling Teeth.β
β Steve Forstneger
Do you want to touch my monkey?
An unrivaled display of studio mastery and caprice. Bravo gents! Look forward to seeing you at the chalet.