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Hello, My Name Is The Great Kat

| November 8, 2006

Hello, My Name Is The Great Kat

IE: How is the Great Kat these days?
The Great Kat:
Brilliant! The Great Kat is The Metal Messiah/New Beethoven of the 21st Century and is a classically trained genius who is systematically resurrecting both classical music and heavy metal!

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IE: You don’t seem to tour much these days.
GK:
The Internet has changed the way the world looks at entertainment and music and touring is no longer essential in making an artist known to the world! But The Great Kat Goddess of Speed Guitar may just bless you inferior morons with some live virtuoso shredding! Bow, peasants!

IE: What does Paganini mean for folks in current times?
GK:
Another excellent question! For those who have heard the name and music of Niccolo Paganini, “Paganini” means “demonic virtuosity”! The reason you need virtuosity is that it speeds up your lethargic brains and forces you to wake up and comprehend millions of notes quickly, which forces you to be a fast-thinking, fast-moving, competitive genius who is able to compete in a global society!

IE: Do you do everything quickly?
GK:
Yes! The Great Kat is a fast-thinking, fast-moving, virtuoso guitar genius! Get out of my way, slow morons!

IE: What are you not so fast at? Running, crosswords, setting up home stereo systems . . .
GK:
The Great Kat blasts through everything!

IE: Will we ever see a Great Kat feature film or biography?
GK:
The Great Kat’s music is featured in the new movie Coming Attractions coming out in movie theaters soon! Coming Attractions features The Great Kat’s “Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody #2” in the soundtrack and trailer! The Great Kat is now producing the next onslaught of shred insanity with a shred/classical version of “The Flight Of The Bumble-Bee” and the technically insane Paganini’s “Caprice #24” for guitar! The Great Kat is already in the musical history books and may just write my own autobiography!

The Great Kat’s Wagner’s War CD and Extreme Guitar Shred DVD are out now. Now!

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